Saturday, September 09, 2006

Pitt Pontificates on Matrimony

Finally, someone who's willing to stand up for his beliefs - and in defense of marriage at that!!

And who is this brave person you may ask? Yes, you guessed it (or maybe you didn't) - Brad Pitt. He has declared that he and Angelina Jolie will not marry until "all Americans are able to wed". And I'm sure that this brave groundbreaker is really suffering for his beliefs. Imagine, being so convinced of the sanctity of marriage that you sacrifice living with your beloved, raising a family together or side by side taking on the challenges of life because you believe that society is not truly valuing the married state.

Oh wait...

But they are living together, and Brad Pitt has adopted Angelina's children, and supposedly they are working side by side handing out food for poor Africans.

So, what are we really getting from the Hollywood crowd? More hot air. No wonder Al Gore is worried about global warming.

5 comments:

qlinger said...

I always knew he was really a woman. He is just waiting for the same sex marriage law.

Stephen L.M. Heiner said...

Hollywood - that bastion of Truth!

Stephen L.M. Heiner said...

The first rule of Marriage Club is, you do not talk about Marriage Club...

SurgiteetCoffeamOlfacite said...

You mean Brad is still available. . .

Petrus said...

No one commented on the picture!!! Someone was comparing how Brad Pitt really looks like a monkey. Maybe that's what he's referring to when he wants marriage for "everyone".