You know there are two giant newfoundlands living in your house when...

10. You check your clothes for slobber marks before leaving the house

9. You have to keep your shoes on very high shelves so they don't get chewed

8. You are accustomed to rolling up into a very tiny ball under your covers so they don't lick your face in the morning

7. You think extra black hair on a sweater looks nice

6. You stop wearing socks in the house because every time you sit down, the dogs sit on your feet to warm them

5. You start wearing shoes in the house so that you don't accidentally step in their giant water bowl

4. You start to think your dog might be onto something and that Chihuhuas might actually be a tasty treat

3. You live in constant fear that someone might want to ride in your car before you've had a free hour to de-hair it

2. You look at a grizzly bear and are completely unimpressed by the size

And the BEST reason to keep these giant creatures around:

1. You always feel skinny next to your 180 lb. dog